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Cas Demotivational Poster

JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!

TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks ass.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.

MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!

JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?

TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Well played sir.

HAPPINESS - Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.

TAGS: bounce happiness boobs castle funny
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:59 pm
nice first try...

I'M NOT ALWAYS SARCASTIC - but when I am, you can't tell.

TAGS: sarcastic
Rating: 4.65/5

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Bull - August 31, 2012, 5:11 pm
Not bad .. jump on into the forums and say hi.

SARCASM - Timing is everything.

TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 1.8/5
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2009, 4:59 pm
That is a sarcasm gun, the things it says will blow your mind.


TAGS: rerun forecast
Rating: 4.21/5

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godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:40 am
good one, many spend their life this way
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:34 pm
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:29 pm
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:17 pm
Nice one Airman, really enjoyed this one XD


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.68/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.

2 BIRD 1 STONE SCENARIO - You'll Lose Money While You're Chasing Women. But You Won't Lose Women While You're Chasing Money

TAGS: money cash women
Rating: 2.5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2009, 12:05 pm
Birds*** >_>. oh well


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I fucking did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal

SARCASM METER - You need one


TAGS: squirrel nutty good head cascade sweat
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:51 am
I like the sediments on the bottom
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am

WATERBOARDING? - You're right. It's too harsh an interrogation tactic.

TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 3.24/5

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Shamrock - October 2, 2009, 12:25 pm
What the flying fuck does 9-11 have to do with the Titanic!? I seriously have to stop reading comments...
HubbaBubba - September 10, 2009, 7:18 am
So you think that torture is ok? Yeah, I guess. If you wanna stoop to that level.....
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:14 pm
Sry i meant 1941
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:13 pm
Srsly WTFO you just break everyones balls all the time shit... O and btw, did u guys notice no one said the titanic would sink, it sunk, no one said america would be attacked, it was attacked (1945) and same for 2001, It's a Titanic effect!!! o.0 crazy!!!
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 12:32 am
Sean - August 31, 2009, 12:11 am
By "chased" you of course me pursued until such time as you could be "hopelessly" cornered in a setting that promised some seclusion, eh? We dig. *wink wink*
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:42 pm
I just wanted to be chased around by hot chicks with entertaining music playing in the background.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:39 pm
Let me guess, you wanted to go "lookin' for the sheepin' in the rainin'" and instead you got soaking when and kinda lost in Piccadilly Square.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:23 pm
I grew up watching Benny Hill. Poor preparation for visiting England. I was very disappointed.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:18 pm
Waterboard suspects?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
"Truth Justice and the American Way". I grew up watching that show too (in black and white).
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:16 pm
This may sound really dumb or hopelessly Jerry Seinfeld, but I don't think you's Americans would stray far from the good guy beam if you would stop and ask yourself: What would Superman do?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
WTFO that is poster worthy. You gotta use it sometime. That is all.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:09 pm
2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 lefts do.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:49 am
2 wrongs don't make a right,but 2 Wrights do make an airplane! ^_^
HubbaBubba - August 12, 2009, 6:29 am
But ofcourse you are right! And 2 wrongs make a right, we all know that!
Lunkan - June 24, 2009, 8:31 am
But the problem is that one simply cannot know whether this person knows something of value or if he is in fact one of the enemies! And also if you fight for democracy and human rights for everyone you should offer that to your enemies as well.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 2:59 pm
Amen, LogicDude. Killing can be done honorably. Though I personally prefer to try to scoop up the wee spider and gently place him on the ground outside, before I bid him a teary-eyed good bye. I bond with arachnids soo fast.
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:21 pm
Waterboarding is mild compared to what should be done. You fight using the enemy's tactics though and you get painted with the same brush of dishonor. Not that you can't blow'em up if you catch'em looking at you sideways. Those sideways looks are deadly.
BoneCD - April 22, 2009, 7:34 am
5 Lions...cause he is right! And I'll never forget that day; were I was and what I was doing. It's burned in my memory banks right with JFK and MLK
HtD - April 22, 2009, 5:29 am
Fear mongering? You're right. It's too old hat.
agdaniele - April 22, 2009, 3:08 am
There are far worse agents of persuasion that we're not using enough. Gotta up the ante.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:41 pm
gave it a 5, just for kicks
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
... to beat the terrorists, you MUST become the terrorists ... It's the Chicago way.

COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''

TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am

100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!

TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks ass, boe, find a place that kicks more ass then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs

MY LIFE - It has a great cast but I am still trying to figure out the plot !

TAGS: my lfe great casr plot
Rating: 4.28/5

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OSA - April 17, 2012, 8:07 am
And remember that a trilogy has 5 parts!!
Nissta - April 16, 2012, 6:53 pm
Only If you remember your TOWEL!!
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:10 pm
the plot is 42

SUBTLETY - Not one of God's strong points.

TAGS: religion satire sarcasm
Rating: 4.04/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 8:48 pm
God has a sense of humor, or the moustache would not be right under the nose!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:22 pm
You all realize that these signs amount to blasphemy, don't you? You definitely aren't supposed to put words in God's mouth. Ironic, isn't it?

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS - The Bacon-Muffin-Wild Turkey Buffet Better get there early

TAGS: i rest my case
Rating: 4.33/5

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TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:24 pm
Shoulda got the T-shirt, when I went there!...
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
lol When I saw this, I thought is was a typo...turns out it was brilliant. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:20 pm
very witty 5L


TAGS: sarcasm the most delicious of the humors
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!



TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


TAGS: cassette tape pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette tape. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and tape players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette tapes compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound

TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.

TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now jackasses
Rating: 3.8/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm

Orlando Bloom -

TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:20 am
I'v never seen this Orlando Bloom fellow, but Keanu Reeves is a bad actor at all. Keanu is a little less emotional than most actors and that makes him believable. I hate it when actors ham it up sp much that movie isn't Kosher anymore.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


TAGS: socks and redman now swim with the orcas
Rating: 3.3/5

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Sean - May 27, 2009, 11:38 am
Clearly shopped, but not by me. Thanks.
Moooooooooooooo - May 27, 2009, 1:06 am
Sean did you shop your own cats into this pic? 5 Lions.

JOHNNY CASH - Doesn't like liberals, and neither should you.


TAGS: sarcasm apathy concern
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:43 pm
Been there, done that.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:12 pm


ART - When you break it down, it's just basically a bunch of dudes scribbling random crap

JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.

TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you

back to the stone age -

TAGS: stone forecasting
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 21, 2014, 10:44 pm
5LMAO... :)
GaryO - September 21, 2014, 5:13 pm
It helps to be stoned when forecasting the weather…or anything else. Actually, it helps to be stoned. Period. 5L/FAV

To All Customers -

TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA - From the mind of a bored soldier

TAGS: not sarcastic this idea is awesome
Rating: 3.6/5

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spanko1 - October 14, 2011, 10:24 am
Rocky the flying squirrel.
mrbombastic - October 23, 2009, 1:04 am
4 bored soldiers+Iraqi dust storm+canvas poncho=one kickass way to have fun. 5 camouflage-painted lions.

SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: che socialim communism fail capitalism revolution cuba castro
Rating: 2.87/5
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm

clarity 2 -

THE GOOD NEWS - you're going to have a disease named after you

TAGS: dr casey
Rating: 4.92/5

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uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:20 pm
that's the worse motivation to make history otherwise :D

Man in Black -

TAGS: johnny cash rebel
Rating: 4.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:59 am
?? I wear white for the same reason. (and it's cooler in summer)
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

real real nice bob....strong 5l from me

I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS - She has a really nasty case of head lice ...

TAGS: she has nasty case lice
Rating: 4.53/5

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:34 pm
Pediculosis - Head lice and crabs are actually the same little critters. But, your scenario is quite plausible...
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Who brought crabs to the party :-)
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 8:59 am
That's not head lice. That's what happens when you give head to someone with crabs.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:27 am
Lady Gaga eat your heart out
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:56 pm
Evidently lice on 5teroids with a pituitary gland tumor :D


TAGS: americas memorials military 9 11
Rating: 3.57/5

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how long before its removed - September 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
i think its hilarious
Airman - September 11, 2009, 4:54 pm
dear who.. there is a motifake topic of the day.. each and every day.. and today's is Memorials. That is why you are seeing so many. Not all topics are funny
who gives a damn - September 11, 2009, 4:50 pm
i think people should limit themselves to funny. leave the patriotic bs to the company that makes those pin on flags, no disrespect to those who died but i come here to laugh, not to feel like shit

STAIRCASES - Unfortunately, the locals were unaware of the dangers when M.C. Escher said he wanted to design their staircases.

TAGS: escher stairs staircases locals wtf
Rating: 2.65/5

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Chron139 - July 17, 2009, 8:26 pm
Is this a real place?
Seth P - August 16, 2008, 6:33 pm
Love it!

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.

TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bullshit!!!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


STRANGERS - Can be very interesting people







TAGS: casie anthony
Rating: 3.82/5

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c0okydough - July 11, 2011, 10:57 am


PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."

OBI-WAN KENOBI - He might be a Jedi master, but he totally sucks at "Cash Cab"

TAGS: cash cab
Rating: 3.21/5

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WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank

TAGS: banjos worst case scenario deliverance
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.

GOLFER - Obviously, you're not one.

TAGS: the big lebowski golfer sarcasm
Rating: 2.08/5

CASTLES - Old people wish you fun in storming them.

TAGS: castles
Rating: 2/5

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Ag218 - February 10, 2009, 9:09 am
True love? Pfft...
Tara - July 12, 2008, 7:54 pm
I love the Princess Bride...it's like the best movie ever.


THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Will never die.

TAGS: occupy funny protest sarcasm movement
Rating: 4.17/5

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dantheman - May 19, 2012, 7:14 pm
Oh I assure you, it's dead. Gone and good riddance. Dead as John Lennon. Dead as Kurt Cobain. To quote Beetlejuice, "Dead, Dead, Deadsky".


TAGS: becase i hate you trebek
Rating: 3.78/5

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Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:28 am
Knowitall, NO-ONE here counts you as a "fine American", despite your delusions.
knowitall - October 12, 2009, 10:11 am
Glenn Beck is a doom and gloom guy from fox news. he is a very saavy investor and the hero of many fine Americans. he is also an enemy of the dumbocrats & the liberal media b/c he won't drink their kool-aide. i love celebrity jeapordy, 5 lions
Pacifist - October 12, 2009, 8:11 am
I thought he was the, and I quote "the shpaniard from shpain" end quote.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 3:37 am
I know SNL....who the Fuck is Glenn Beck?
Sean - October 12, 2009, 3:10 am
That's hilarious. Almost makes me want to ive them a second chance ... wot with Beck liking them an' all ... how good could they be?
MrRandom - October 12, 2009, 3:07 am
Did you hear what happened with Glenn Beck and Muse, the band? He talked about how much he loved them on air, and shortly after they sent him an email asking him to retract the statement.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 3:06 am
And I did the "your mother's a whore" line on my Glenn Beck air quotes poster. So you chose well and there is nothing wrong with that. Hence my fu*ck*in' apology, dam*mit!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 3:02 am
It isn't. Even if the joke isn't yours, it's still funny. 5.
MrRandom - October 12, 2009, 2:59 am
Yea but I consider it on the same level as a "Hey, look what I found!" motifake
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 2:58 am
This was hilarious...
MrRandom - October 12, 2009, 2:57 am
Rants are a nice way to blow off steam. I just had this stuck in my head all day and figured "Meh, why the hell not?" Plus I hope enough people know SNL to know the quote.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:56 am
I call their work "quotifikes." Whether they are honest enough to site the source or not.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:55 am
Though I do owe MrRandom an apology for my rant. There are a number of more deserving targets for me to choose from.
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 2:24 am
I like when someone shows Sean and quotes him.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:23 am
I have vented and then moved on. I know ponder the question of slugs sporting mullets and the implications this poses for U.S. foreign policy.
MrRandom - October 12, 2009, 2:16 am
I honestly don't know which way to take Sean's comment. So I'll just continue watching Gilbert Godfried's version of The Aristocrats
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 2:10 am
Heh heh.... Sean doesn't know he's a rabbit.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:09 am
sorry, that's "six hour boner" ... get rid of that "four" for me. thanx
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:08 am
sulting your doctor.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:07 am
I must say that I just love coming up with original jokes so that my humour can go head to head with professional quipsters of every day and age. Fuck originality, it's toooooo hard. Like the four six boner than means you're two hours overdue in con-
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 1:28 am
Mucho Macho.


TAGS: americas finest patton military thanks
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - August 17, 2010, 11:22 am
Wow, an annoying bumper sticker becomes an even more annoying comment. Do you hav3e any t-shirts you'd also like to quote (without attribution, of course)?
jameswnash - August 17, 2010, 12:33 am
If you can not stand behind the soldier's who puttheir lives on the line so you can sleep at night, then by all means feel free to stand in front of them
Imants - January 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
Janitors are people, who are also doing far more than their jobs. They're probably doind some of your moms too.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 11:03 am
These are men doing far more than 'just a job'... they are upholding an ideal, the ideal that enables you to play on this website among others.
Spangle - October 11, 2009, 12:11 am
But they were just men doing a job. Yes it's a good cause and all but still. You'd be praying to god if your dustmen never turned up each week!
doofenshmirtz - August 12, 2009, 9:11 pm
Hell Yah!!!! You couldn't be any more right.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 6:05 pm
Better that they were still alive though.
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 4:30 pm
Well Said


TAGS: gin joints bogart casablanca
Rating: 3.07/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:53 pm
Don't Bogart That Joint My Friend !


TAGS: phil fans movie forecast weather cult club punxsutawney
Rating: 2.92/5

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Scorpio7 - February 2, 2009, 11:30 am
The little SOB saw his shadow today, so we have six more fucking weeks of this current shit...


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
Damn Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


LAST MOMENTS - We all have those moments when we know we're about to die...and then we don't. Not this time.

TAGS: bird death sarcasm
Rating: 1.96/5

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NAPalm - December 18, 2008, 11:02 pm
small? look at it grabbing that car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:54 am
Awwwww! Look! It's a small tit! Such a rare sight on this site!

Sand Castles -

case -

TAGS: lawyers females cases arguements
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:25 pm
Well at all costs avoid getting a female lawyer and a female judge that get their periods on the same days!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:03 pm
Same difference, am I right? Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:02 pm
Dang! Never thought of it that way. When I get a lawyer, it's gonna be a woman. Hopefully the judge will be a guy.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:41 am
Yes you are your Honor.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:39 am
And you can't argue with a woman either...teehee
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:41 pm
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-o-o-o-o….I’m just crazy
Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 8:57 am
Can't argue with the truth... :)


TAGS: last redwood consumerism sarcasm humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 15, 2016, 4:38 am
an UP yours, Did you know all the plants in Tomorrowland are edible


TAGS: social outcast
Rating: 4.95/5

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Airman - March 19, 2012, 6:41 pm
it was never meant to be amusing
BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:51 pm
After working 26 years as a paramedic & knowing what's at the end of the line for these teens heartbreaking I don't understand how ANYONE finds this amusing! I think it's heartbreaking! God forgive us for walking by them w/eyes & hearts closed!



TAGS: dazed briefcase dog
Rating: 4.91/5

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Oiler - February 6, 2013, 5:56 pm
Thanks Zet...I might get the hang of this yet.
Zetmonk - February 6, 2013, 11:46 am
Oh well played!


MY PRINCE - The one that will love me for now and forever With my charms and enchanted locks I'll capture his heart I hope he's into some bondage


TAGS: sarcasm theme
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - October 2, 2010, 7:44 pm

and another 5L for the admiral...no trap.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 7:11 pm
^ 5's go there ^
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
very nice five of five
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 4:14 pm
good job
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
Wowwww.... best motifake ever.


SARCASM - it not as easy to fake

TAGS: sarcasm wonka fake
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - October 2, 2012, 9:29 am
It's "far 'too' tired to"...now go get some sleep.
Venator - October 1, 2012, 7:57 pm
Ah, typical... Far to tired to write here tonight.
mariand - October 1, 2012, 7:45 pm
lol... you wrote "it" not "if"...but don't worry, it happens, and we get your point...;)
Venator - October 1, 2012, 6:05 pm
F***! I wrote if instead of is. Sorry. And it will stand there to my shame in eternity... :(




TAGS: my caseloads are always there for me usually in the guestroom
Rating: 4.26/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 5:55 pm
took me some time to get the right translation but it was worth. 5 owls
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 5:22 pm




CRYOGENIC FREEZING - punishment for making crappy prequels

TAGS: george lucas
Rating: 2.92/5

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S8N - March 27, 2010, 7:59 am
shoulda been done b4 he made the prequels.

SARCASM - You missed it.

TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 1.75/5

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Yeo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am
I need one of those canoes! No, I need two of them!

MISSING THE POINT - It's what MotiFake's all about!

The Sketch Artist -

TAGS: picasso art war artist painting
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 5:33 am
I don't think he was judging everyone but then again, Hitler, the Nazi's & the 3rd Reich were at thier evil zenith then. Their policies were the total annihilation of Jewish & many other peoples they labeled as undesirable.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2014, 4:57 am
What a racist thing to say! Pablo's judging all Germans by the actions of a few.

today ferguson -

TAGS: comcast
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:14 pm
Typically genius and awesome

Chuck Norris Meme -

TAGS: chuck norris meme roundhouse sarcasm
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:20 am
No worries. I was trying to pull a "[email protected]" theme song but with Chuck Norris' name. Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 7:10 am
Sorry Just Pulling Your Chain .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:41 pm
Norris.... You d** n right.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Chuck Who ?

SO, MORD3KAI, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THESE DAYS? - Good answer to a dumb question.

TAGS: mord can be sarcastic
Rating: 4.75/5

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JOHNSONPARADISE - October 24, 2012, 2:03 pm
ooops wrong place
JOHNSONPARADISE - October 24, 2012, 2:02 pm
what'up with our prime minister ?
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 6:28 pm
That's The Premier Of Quebec.
M0rd3kaI - October 18, 2012, 3:36 pm
Oh that is some funny wording! 5L +Fav


TAGS: crazy staircase lawyer
Rating: 4.58/5

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Airman - December 15, 2010, 12:55 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 8:44 pm
Wow, someone gave me a 4 all ready...Must be a fan of the crazy bitches.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:39 pm
Gee I wonder... Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Sean - December 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Ooooh. I've heard of that guy. He's pretty good. A real shark.
rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:46 pm


CENSORSHIP - Because the Asterisk in T*ts stops you from thinking about b00bs.

TAGS: t ts censored sarcastic smiley face
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 6:22 am


EMBARRASSED - At what they had to do for a Klondike Bar.

TAGS: klondike occupy funny sarcasm protest
Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:29 pm
Thanks:)I really appreciate it:)
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:27 am

first entry into poster making. very nice dude! :)


TAGS: ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh and take two mulligans outta petty cash
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:08 pm
I am a golfer...and truly LMAO when I saw this!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:51 pm
Thanks for the info, Bone. Glad you like this one. One of my only golf posters that was not intended as a shot at "gophers." (Caddyshack -- one of the best movies ever.)
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:49 pm
some timmy just popped through and hit everyone with 1s Sean...5 Poodles from me! But where is the Beer Girl at?
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Wow ... 1 out of 5 on the first vote cast. It can only go up from here. Hurrayyyy.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:45 pm
To some a yous golf weidos, mayhaps!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 3:51 pm
Is that a "Love Glove"?


TAGS: cashier register tupac eminem 50 cents
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - October 11, 2011, 12:37 am
From the look of what's in stock, you could be waiting a while, thank goodness.


TAGS: sarcastic
Rating: 2.84/5

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Claire - October 4, 2009, 9:18 pm
Maybe my time is just too valuable to insult you thoroughly.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 7:44 pm
Hmm this is full of win
JimmyBoy - May 2, 2009, 2:43 pm
Stupid twat